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Post by Liv the Librarian on May 8, 2014 20:08:18 GMT -6
that you threaten your cats with cooking them? We're waiting on pizza to be delivered, but the cats are so plump and they're already here.....
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Post by Taliesin on May 8, 2014 21:37:31 GMT -6
Even if I had cats, I would never threaten to eat them, and not because I'm some kind of moralist or something. I just couldn't be arsed to skin and cook them.
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Post by Liv the Librarian on May 8, 2014 21:47:10 GMT -6
Cat wouldn't taste good anyway, I don't think
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Post by sjfaerlind on May 10, 2014 6:58:51 GMT -6
I've never threatened to eat my cat. I am also a master at ignoring a complaining stomach.
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Post by Liv the Librarian on May 15, 2014 23:15:29 GMT -6
I ignore my stomach until I absolutely can't anymore. I hate eating, it's such a bother. Just like sleeping. So annoying to interrupt something I have to do to take care of my basic physical needs. Ugh. #organicbeingproblems
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Post by Taliesin on May 15, 2014 23:40:23 GMT -6
I LOVE eating! And sleeping! But, yes, I will admit that both these things can be bothersome when you're trying to get business done. Sometimes it really does pay to be a robot...
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Post by sjfaerlind on May 16, 2014 12:48:53 GMT -6
Indeed it does! Robots never get chubby the lucky sods. Curse aging and the lowering of metabolism that it brings. More exercise plus less food is such a waste of good tastebuds, let me tell you.
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Post by Taliesin on May 17, 2014 7:26:23 GMT -6
I feel your pain, sjfaerlind. I wish I were as trim as my 21 year old self again. Sigh.
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Post by sjfaerlind on May 18, 2014 20:56:08 GMT -6
I worked hard last year to get rid of the weight I didn't need. I just lament the fact that I really don't need much food to keep me this way. Alas... On the bright side, the price of chocolate is supposed to skyrocket in the next few years. That should make denial much easier...lol.
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Post by Liv the Librarian on May 20, 2014 14:06:32 GMT -6
I'm so skinny, that I'll gladly welcome my metabolism to slow down so I can gain some weight. I'm 5'6 1/2" and only weigh 115 lbs soaking wet. I've been bullied mercilessly over my weight and can do absolutely nothing to gain. Yet, much to my chagrin, my muscle melted away when I was about 22, which is the only issue I really have with my body. I was so muscular in high school from marching band and playing soccer&other sports that my thighs were rock hard and so was my butt. Now it's just a bunch of flab and my butt is flat. #skinnypeopleproblems I guess
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Post by Taliesin on May 20, 2014 19:35:39 GMT -6
Could I give you some of my fat then? Seriously, you'd be helping me out quite a bit.
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Post by sjfaerlind on May 20, 2014 20:11:56 GMT -6
Get in line, man! lol
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Post by Liv the Librarian on May 21, 2014 11:40:04 GMT -6
I'll take it all lol
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Post by Taliesin on May 21, 2014 16:57:59 GMT -6
It's a deal. Thin, lean, manly body... HERE I COME! *flings excess fat in Liv the Librarian's general direction*
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Post by Liv the Librarian on May 21, 2014 17:24:49 GMT -6
*suddenly has a nice, round butt again*
I need some more for my ta-tas lol
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